archliches:

sunsetsounds:

really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

avg day on late Web 2.0

iopele:

dirtyrobotfricker:

Find their commissions page and give them money

this hack really works, it’s real, I’ve done it

magipip:

frogpostbot:

>looking for a new gym
>ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet
>she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says “it’s a good gym sir”
>buy a membership
>its wet

I didn’t see that this was made by a fucking bot so I spent like 10 min trying different alternatives for “Wet or creepy gym” and then when I couldn’t find anything i go to try and get answers on this post just to realize it is in fact a fucking outdated Pepe meme bot Tumblr post made for god knows what reasons someone decides to spend time in making a bot like this just for a shitty meme with no real life actual connections like fuck man

elodieunderglass:

jennenen:

blasting-silence:

@elodieunderglass I’m sure you’ve seen this already, but I thought of you.

I’m always up for more MELANIN!! GOD some of these just make me want to take off my cowboy hat and throw it on the ground and JUMP ON IT. DANGNABBIT. LOOK AT THAT OWL

amateur-artist:

maladaptations:

mossymagicks:

ieee-official:

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say

memeuplift:

wilwheaton:

So Trump’s defenders want us to believe that he is so delusional, he sincerely believed that he won the election. Okay, let’s take that at face value. Let’s presume that’s true.

Countless people told him he lost. Every court he petitioned told him he lost.

And yet, he insisted he did not lose. He surrounded himself with people who told him his delusions were real, and, together, they all created the chaos and violence of his unsuccessful coup attempt.

Let’s presume that, in spite of all of that, Trump still sincerely believes he won an election he so very clearly lost. Let’s presume that he did all his crimes and incited all his violence because he somehow managed to fully believe the absolute opposite of what really happened.

… they believe a person who is this delusional and disconnected from reality is someone who should be the president.

To be clear, I’m not talking about Meal Team Six, who are fucking idiots. I’m talking about the Ivy League lawyers who serve in the Republican party, at the state and federal level; the people who are educated enough to absolutely know better.

That’s fucking insane.

“This guy is so delusional, he can’t tell the difference between reality and fantasy. Vote for him!”

What?

yousoseelie:

trulyvincent:

Blue Gandalas

That bird is SO BLUE

They look like flowers on those tree branches I cannot

makkiatooo: